Who said Christmas couldn’t happen in March? Mike Matheny and the St. Louis Cardinals say otherwise.
‘Twas the night before Opening Day, when all through the RedBird Daily house,
Every writer was stirring, stale chips being eaten off the floor by a Kolten Wong mouse.
The Cardinal caps were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Louis fans would soon would be there;
The RB Daily rookies Austin Lamb and Ryan Massey were nestled all snug in their beds,
With visions of sick amounts of page views dancing in their heads.