ARTICLES FROM THE FUTURE, Vol. 1
September 27, 2017
Tommy Pham should have gone home happy.
Tied at 2-2 with one out in the bottom of the 9th against their hated rival, the Chicago Cubs, Tommy Pham came to bat with Magneuris Sierra 90 feet away from giving the Cardinals a walk off
“No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.” – General George S Patton
Imagine you are a manager for a limousine company, and the St. Louis Cardinals are in town. You tell your team
Moron blogger hands out grades for what's been an up-and-down Post-Dispatch season.
As with everything in life, this travesty couldn't have been done without @cardinalgifs
I opened Twitter today to see that the world was on fire. The official Cardinals account - @Cardinals - Had written something terrible and offensive. Naturally I started prowling and searching Twitter so that I could be offended too! Because I want you to also feel the pain caused by this tweet,
This one hurts.
As reported by Jennifer Langosch, Cardinals Hall of Famer Lou Brock has been diagnosed with bone cancer.
While no prognosis has been released, Brock is 77 years old, and recently had part of his leg amputated during a long hospital stint while battling diabetes. His health battles are a
Sigh. It’s an off-day for the Cardinals, and off-days suck. Forget ties, off-days are like kissing your sister, and my sister uses way too much tongue.
The worst thing about off-days is that I suddenly feel lost in life, wondering what I’m going to do with the 3, or if you’re
The Cardinals have played 8 games. Clearly this gives us enough information to judge them. Join me if you will while I evaluate all of the off-season hot topics, and grade how well they have turned out this year.
How to describe the Cardinals 2016 base-running? It was bad. Terribly bad.